snorlaxatives:

siblings born within the same year make me uncomfortable because that means the parents had sex like right after one was born like give ur vagina a break

sleeping-with-hayleywilliams:

letsfeelthathing:

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

you’re my new favorite person 

(Source: beautilation)